You never saw it coming.....

3 AM, early saturday morning....the folks at the FBI recieve a call from a frightened young boy, forwarded by the police ofcourse. (STOP TRYING TO FIND LOOPHOLES IN THE STORY!!!)

Oooh and when i say FEDS, i mean

NOT

Note : The following is a work of fiction, DONT SHOOT ME!!!!

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BOY: *Shreiking*  *heavy breathing*  *Some more shreiking* pause for effect *More shreiking*

AGENT: "calm down sir....just take deep breaths...calm down.....i need you to do that for me...okay.....now what'd you say your name was again?"

AGENT: "This is not working....sir please....keep calm.....*more shreiking*.....WILL YOU SHUT THE FUDGE UP!!!!!"

BOY: *falls quiet* "umm....my name is Matthew" *heavy breathing* "I'm scared" *more heavy breathing* "It's after me" *sobs*

AGENT: "It's a kid!!! Where are you? What's after you, son? Can u describe it? anything at all?"

BOY: "I'm at 234 venue,newberry."*sobs*

AGENT: "Okay, keep calm...someone's on the way, decribe it for us, can u do that son?

BOY: "It's abt a foot high," ( AGENT : "A foot....WHAT IS THI"  ) "Its got blonde hair and creepy eyes and keeps grinning at me" *shreiks* "it keeps getting closer"

AGENT: "Kids these days!!!"

*click*

BOY: "HELLO?? HELLO??"

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The Next day: Boy reported  missing. Taken from bed, both doors and windows were reportedly shut from the inside. The question arises, Where did he go?

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Somewhere around the same time, in the state of arizona (WHY DO ALL THE COOL STUFF HAPPEN IN THE USA??) ,scientists at NASA recieve a call from APOLLO 21

ASTRONAUT GUY : "Houston, we have a problem!!"

NASA DUDE : "Roger that, Astronaut guy!! Go on.

ASTRONAUT GUY : "Incoming projectile, 1000 knots, 2000 knots ITS GETTING CLOSER!!!"

NASA DUDE :"Can u describe the projectile?"


ASTRONAUT GUY :"It seems like astroid segment....wait it's coming closer....AAAARGHH!!!!"

NASA DUDE : "HOW CLOSER? CAN YOU DODGE IT??"

ASTRONAUT GUY : "WE'RE ABOUT TO BE HIT!!!!.....AAAAAAARGH!!!!!"



NASA DUDE : " WHA..."

ASTRONAUT GUY : "AAAAAAARGH!!!!!"

NASA DUDE : " WHA..."

ASTRONAUT GUY : "AAAAAAARGH!!!!!" *staic* *starts laughing*

NASA DUDE : "WHA....wait....why are you laughing? what happened?"

ASTRONAUT GUY : "You woud'nt believe it if i told you" *more laughing"

NASA DUDE  : "What is it??"

ASTRONAUT GUY : "take a guess....its abt a foot high...blonde hair...WAIT....SOMETHINGS WRONG....IT SEEMS TO BE LAUGHING.....WHAT IS THIS?? SOME KINDA  JOKE?? OH NO!!! OH NO!!! OH NO!!!

NASA DUDE  : "What is it? WHAT IS...."*static*"ARE YOU THERE??"*static*

                                                          *CONNECTION LOST*

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The Next day: NASA space shuttle disappears in space. Question arises, ARE WE ALONE OUT THERE?

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These were just two of many instances which took place wihin the span of saturday evening and sunday morning, is there a connection to this chaos, will order be restored, stay tuned to find out.